NAME: JAKE JOVANOVICH
WEAPONS: THROAT, AXE
SKILLSET: JESTER, SHAPESHIFTER
FAVORITE PLACE TO SPIT: THE GOOCH braah
FANCY FEET: 2
STRENGTHS: BBQ, CARPENTRY, GIDDINESS
WEAKNESSES: TINY COATS, CEILINGS, BABY GOATS
'FER SER': Time will tell what gifts this multi-talent has to reveal in DBO, but he already illustrates ability to play a mean geeetar, he sings, plays bass, and is the drummer for the Van Eps. What else lurks beneath this mighty beard? Mad kazoo skills? Another beard?? Chuck Norris himself???