How do we book you?

Three Options.  1)  Make a wish upon a star.  2)  Telegram  3) Email


Do you have music or an EPK?

Ya dayumn skippy!  Click here


you guys serious?

Sooooo serious but yes… and…maybe.


Do you do children’s parties?

Only if your child’s name is brutal like Chucky, Annabelle, or Damien.  Names like Stephen (not the cool Steven) or Bastian (unless you’re from the Neverending Story) are pure evil and we won’t condone that.


Do you have customer service?

I got your customer service right here

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