How do we book you?
Three Options. 1) Make a wish upon a star. 2) Telegram 3) Email
Do you have music or an EPK?
Ya dayumn skippy! Click here
I’m looking for your stage plot/ input list. I Can haz plz?
Ya double dayumn skippy! Click here
you guys serious?
Sooooo serious but yes… and…maybe.
Do you do children’s parties?
Only if your child’s name is brutal like Chucky, Annabelle, or Damien. Names like Stephen (not the cool Steven) or Bastian (unless you’re from the Neverending Story) are pure evil and we won’t condone that.
Do you have customer service?
I got your customer service right here